Welcome to QuitIt!

Welcome to the world of QuitIt! a virtual game show on the Apple^® iPhone™ and iPod touch^®.

"Audience participation" takes on a whole new meaning when you interact with the star of the show; Lumpy, a hapless former child star from planet Zgrunturos.

In QuitIt!, it's your mission to channel your inner older sibling and tease Lumpy by poking him to win cold hard cash. Use the moolah to buy other unique and bizarre items to pokify the Lumpster. Crank the tease factor to eleven by buying and giving Lumpy twisted gifts that are much more than meets the eye.

Lumpy's response to such sibling rivalry-like teasing?

The only English phrase he knows: "Quit It!"

Unable to leave the game show's stage set, Lumpy is at the mercy of you, a member of the QuitIt! audience. He can wince, cringe, and try to dodge your teasing all he wants, but alas, it's of no avail.

Lumpy's only true salvation comes when he's left alone and dozes off, sweetly dreaming of kittens and rainbows. When awakened, he's easily startled and immediately resumes his dread of the poking to come.

Turn On, Tune In, and "Just QuitIt!" When...

...Your BFF runs off with your BF. Don't get angry, "Just QuitIt!
...You're waitin' in line for a latte. Don't get frothy, "Just QuitIt!"
...Your 6:00AM express train is late (again). Don't get derailed, "Just QuitIt!"
...You're stuck in a boring meeting. Don't get caught nappin', "Just QuitIt!"
...You've got the fever. And the only cure is to "Just QuitIt!"
...You want to show how funky 'n strong is your fight- "Just QuitIt! Just QuitIt!"

QuitIt! Features

• THE PERFECT STRESS RELIEVER! For the price of a medium latte, poke away a stressful day!
• EASY AND INTUITIVE! Our patented¹ poke 'n play action is fun for all (except, of course, Lumpy)!
• FREAKIN' SWEET AWARD-WINNING² CHARACTER ANIMATIONS! Lumpy comes to life inside your iPhone!
• AN AWESOME ICE BREAKER! Humorous sound effects and a funkalicious soundtrack are surefire conversation starters! Try it the next time when you're next to that cute girl or guy.
• FUNKY POKERS. Our selection of funny and strange pokers lets you personalize the pokification process with a plethora of lovingly crafted, perfectly proportioned pokers.
• WEIRD GIFTS. Our growing selection of unique gifts will cheer up Lumpy...or will they?
• STEALTH ORGANIZER. A special calendar system lets you set up reminders for events or occasions³ you want to keep on the DL...You know, like private from your peeps, and hidden from your Mom.

Coming Soon- More Awesome-ness!

Your support of QuitIt! will enable us to fulfill our plans for world domination. Oops, wrong plan. Let's try this again.

We plan to deliver free periodic updates that will make you wonder why your local café won't give you free latte refills! Yessiree, the cost of a medium latte is your price of admission to hours of poke-gasmic entertainment.

• More hi-larious animations for Lumpy ("I didn't know a Zgrunturian could do THAT!").
• The best sound effects to play at the most inappropriate times!
• More game modes.
• More pokers and gifts than you shake a stick at (yep, we got one of those)!
• Secret stuff we can't tell you yet.
• Wild and crazy stuff you think of! Your suggestions are welcome at lumpyspad.blogspot.com!

For more details, check out www.quititthegame.com or poke on over to our blog at lumpyspad.blogspot.com for the latest and greatest info.

Disclaimers

(1) Okay, we don't have a patent, but it's a fancy way of saying QuitIt! is a cool way to entertain yourself for those precious moments of "me-time" during your day. (2) All right, we haven't won awards yet, but doggoneit, we think the animations are awesome anyway. (3) Especially stuff that you don't want your friends or significant other to find out in the standard Calendar app. Like setting up a hot date with your ex. We used it recently to set up a reminder for our "Uncle Bart's Parole Day." Our uncle Bart was framed. He didn't do it. Really. Honest. Well, maybe not.